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straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

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This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

(Source: my-jane-doe, via yunggarbage)




nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via thatgirlaudrey)


it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: hinder, via thatgirlaudrey)

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

(Source: harrysweets, via sorry)


some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

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captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

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