it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
a hairdryer?can we agree to never talk about this again
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there might be something outside your window but you’ll just never know
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
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why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
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why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
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